Random Quotes!
"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo - except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head, just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"
~ O-Ren Ishii [Kill Bill Vol. 1]
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Kar (Sean William Scott): This is my place, okay? Get out right now.
Bulletproof Monk (Chow Yun Fat): (Whilst eating a bowl of cocoa puffs) An enlightened man would offer a humble traveler shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... cocoa puffs.
Kar: Really, well I guess I ain't that enlightened 'cos I was thinking more of kicking your freaky ass back to wherever the hell it came from.
Bulletproof Monk: For someone who says he wants to kick my freaky ass, you do a lot of talking.
~ Kar & Bulletproof Monk [Bulletproof Monk]
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Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignent tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
~ [Family Guy]
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I AM UBERLY FUNKY LIKE A SPUNKY MONKEY!!!!
~ Meiyume
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What do you think you are a freakin' parakeet?
~ [Elvira's Haunted Hills]
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Profanity is the linguistic crutch for the inarticulate.
~ [Back Of A Toilet Door At School]
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John, while Jim had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
~ [Can't Remember Where That's From]
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"You know, there are too many buttons in the world. Just too many buttons, and they're just... There's way too many just beggin' to pe pressed. They're just begging to be pressed! You know, they're just, they're just begging to be pressed. And it makes me wonder, you know it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anybody ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anybody reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?!"
~ Lisa [Girl Interrupted]
"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo - except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head, just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"
~ O-Ren Ishii [Kill Bill Vol. 1]
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Kar (Sean William Scott): This is my place, okay? Get out right now.
Bulletproof Monk (Chow Yun Fat): (Whilst eating a bowl of cocoa puffs) An enlightened man would offer a humble traveler shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of... cocoa puffs.
Kar: Really, well I guess I ain't that enlightened 'cos I was thinking more of kicking your freaky ass back to wherever the hell it came from.
Bulletproof Monk: For someone who says he wants to kick my freaky ass, you do a lot of talking.
~ Kar & Bulletproof Monk [Bulletproof Monk]
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Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignent tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
~ [Family Guy]
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I AM UBERLY FUNKY LIKE A SPUNKY MONKEY!!!!
~ Meiyume
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What do you think you are a freakin' parakeet?
~ [Elvira's Haunted Hills]
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Profanity is the linguistic crutch for the inarticulate.
~ [Back Of A Toilet Door At School]
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John, while Jim had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
~ [Can't Remember Where That's From]
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"You know, there are too many buttons in the world. Just too many buttons, and they're just... There's way too many just beggin' to pe pressed. They're just begging to be pressed! You know, they're just, they're just begging to be pressed. And it makes me wonder, you know it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anybody ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anybody reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?!"
~ Lisa [Girl Interrupted]
